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The peace of a quiet suburban corner has been shattered — not by noise, but by eggs.
📍 TARGET #1: THE WALL
In an act of vandalism that can only be described as sticky and spiteful, a suburban home became the unexpected canvas for a raw egg performance piece. Yellow goo oozed down the once-pristine white exterior wall, leaving a trail of destruction (and faint sulphur).
Potted plants were left untouched, sparking suspicions that the attack wasn’t random, but a calculated hit.
One local said: “It’s like the eggs knew where to land. They had a mission.”
📍 TARGET #2: THE MERCEDES-BENZ
Parked peacefully on the street, a sleek luxury Mercedes was next to fall victim. Egg whites ran down its glossy charcoal panels, forming streaks of carnage as shell fragments crunched underfoot.
As neighbours gathered to witness the spectacle, whispers spread:
“Who did this?”
“Was it revenge?”
“That paint job didn’t stand a chance…”
🔍 MYSTERY DEEPENS
While some point fingers at bored teens with too many groceries, others suggest this was more than just random vandalism — this was a statement.
An anonymous source noted: “This wasn’t your average egging. This was theatrical. There was emotion in those throws.”
📸 VISUALS THAT STUNNED A COMMUNITY
House wall: Defaced and dripping.
Mercedes-Benz: Soaked in shame.
Pavement: Littered with the remains of breakfast gone bad.
🧽 THE CLEAN-UP BEGINS
The home’s resident has already begun scrubbing down the wall with vinegar and fury. The car? Rumour has it a mobile detailer has been called in for an emergency yolk extraction.
🗣️ LOCAL CHATTER
“Not even the plants got egged. That’s how you know it was personal.”
“Someone out there has too many eggs and not enough hobbies.”
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