Carpet Catastrophe at Home!

Late last night, Nixon News can confirm a domestic disaster struck when a casual chat turned into chaos. Sources say the subject (pictured) was mid-conversation, rocking a cozy oversized tee, a fluffy pink headband, and what appears to be a full skincare routine in progress, when tragedy struck.

Between the laughter and chatter, disaster brewed: a 20 oz cup of water sat innocently on the desk—until it was unknowingly nudged. In a split second, the green shaker-style cup toppled, releasing its entire contents onto the unsuspecting carpet below. Witnesses report a gasp, followed by frantic towel grabbing, and a wave of regret as the water seeped deeper into the fibers.

The carpet? Soaked. The vibe? Ruined. The culprit? Excessive talking while multitasking.

A close source told Nixon News: “She was talking non-stop. Honestly, if she’d just paused for a second, the cup would still be standing.”

While no electronics were harmed in the incident, experts warn this could be one of the most hydration-heavy spills of the year. The carpet, however, remains in critical condition.